Mailbox Magnet
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Magnetic Mailbox Covers-Holiday Cheer $14.99 |
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Flag Trends STAR OF WONDER Magnetic Mailbox Cover NEW! $10.99 |
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MAGNETIC MAILBOX COVER HALLOWEEN JACK TRICK OR TREAT $14.99 |
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Warren Kimble Mailbox Wrap-Magnetic-Reusable-Barn/Country Pattern $5.00 |
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Mailbox Magnet Partial Cover Door Car Peace Sign Mail Box $6.95 |
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Jeremiah Junction – Salt Box Mailbox Magnet (Numbers) $10.95 |
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Holiday Cheer Christmas Magnetic Mailbox Cover $7.99 |
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Virginia Red Cardinal Bird Magnet Mailbox Wrap Cover $16.88 |
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LICENCED BY HONGKONG POST OFFICE STAMP LETTER MAIL BOX CUTE MAGNETIC BOOKMARK $2.19 |
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Mail Box Magnetic American Flag With Vinyl Address Numbers Made In The USA $9.99 |
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MAILBOX COVER GARDEN BLOOMS MAGNETIC NIB $4.99 |
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NIP Magnetic Mailbox Cover It’s A Girl Take A L@@K $4.99 |
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COUNTRY PRIMITIVE I LOVE AMERICA PATRIOTIC MAGNETIC MAILBOX COVER $17.95 |
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COUNTRY PRIMITIVE BARN STAR & STRIPES AMERICANA PATRIOTIC MAGNETIC MAILBOX COVER $17.95 |
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COUNTRY PRIMITIVE BARN STAR AMERICANA PATRIOTIC MAGNETIC MAILBOX COVER $17.95 |
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COUNTRY PRIMITIVE BARN STAR BERRY VINE MAGNETIC MAILBOX COVER $17.95 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover,Nature of Christmas $17.99 |
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magnetic mailbox cover “18th Hole” $18.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover peppermint patrick $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover Turkey Time $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover sunrise beach $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover, Lookout $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox Sunset Porch $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover Harvest Moon $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover,It’s A Girl $12.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover dogwood pair $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover,Witness $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover Goldfinch Jubilee $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover,Primitive Apples $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover, Ocean Treasure $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover, Umbrellas on Parade $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover FencePost Pair $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover poppy meadow $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover Fresh Cut $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover, COLONIAL COUTRY $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover,Coastal Collage $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover Pumpkin Cart $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover,Jack on the Fence $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover black cat $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox Crackle Birdhouse $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover Fright Night $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover Season’s Harvest $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox Seaside Shells $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover”New flight glow in the dark joy $20.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox Proud Rooster $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover, SUNFLOWER BOUQUET $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover, Calico Kitty $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover,Down by the seashore $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover Three Jack Stack $17.99 |
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Magnetic mailbox cover,Easy To Be Green $17.99 |
Magnetic Appeal
The ultimate thief—he steals her most liquid asset: time, a commodity she can never reclaim. He urges the rescheduling of the future, and she succumbs, fulfilling his orders. With a new day harks a fresh undertaking, and Dr. Procrastination has yet another remedy: tomorrow. After graduating from his private, liberal arts college in New England, he attended medical school to study postponement. Completing his residency 2 years later than his classmates, he entertained the thought of opening his own clinic. But that’s all it really was. A thought.
Dr. P, as he is lovingly known, is often hesitant with unfamiliar beginnings, or any beginnings for that matter. He actively searches for distraction, not only in his professional life, but in his personal life as well. An advocate of delayed gratification, he perpetually awaits the euphoric rush of a “last minute deal.”
Like procrastination, credit cards also arouse a thrill. Unfortunately, my neighbor, and a dear friend, fell prey to this guise of falsely joyful adventure. Sometimes, when I find myself surrounded by mesmerizing marketing tours de force amongst a frenzy of other consumers, I can comprehend the rationale of her impulsive spending. The pleasure following the acquisition is too overwhelming to contemplate what seem like trivial anxieties of the future…like how to pay the monthly statement. She probably thinks, Why wait for that vintage Dior blazer I’ve been eyeing in the window on my way to work when I can wear it right now? Indeed, patience is not her finest quality. The rush of swiping the slip of plastic through the reader brings both satisfaction and relaxation to her fettered mind. She is a hostage, a prisoner of her purchasing power. The moment she posts her monthly bail, with a brisk movement of the hand, as if she were a cowboy in a comic showdown, she whips out her credit card, and shoots herself in the foot.
Of course, precisely 30 days later, reality is delivered to her mailbox, addressed in her name. Her hands quivering, she opens the crisp Discover envelope and begins examining its contents. The $5,000.27 balance grins back at her. Best Buy Electronics, $273.48; Armani Emporium, $429.73; Agora’s Bistro, $84.19…. She skims the remainder of the bill and her heart-rate again returns to normal as her eyes meet the grace period. She casually places the bill under the tempered glass of her coffee table, where it rests among its companions: Mastercard and American Express.
As the due date approaches and the extension is coming to expiry, not a trace of last month’s excitement remains. The days of relishing her purchases are long gone. The thought of actualizing her payments seems too foreign. As she rummages through the chaos within her purse, Dr. P cordially hands her a new Visa: the means to another temporary voyage.
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